Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Elvis oh elvis, keep your Elvis away from me~

Today is the anniversary of my beloved Elvis Presley's death. He was so lovely looking. you;d be surprised by how he looked before he died though, hurled over his own toilet, covered in vomit, high off of the greatest drugs money can buy you.
that's the way to go out if you want to be remembered. it has to be an accident.

his favorite game was monopoly.  he ate strange sandwiches consisting of bacon peanut butter and jelly. how peculiar.  but besides his drug addiction he really could sing. he was so soulful, and that is why anybody could love him, not to mention the fact that he had the face of an angle. of course things were more sexually gruesome about him, like cheating on his wife and sleeping with many other women before her, but that all plays apart in fame sadly.


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